BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired as the Washington bureau chief for Yahoo, CNN hires David Chalian as a supervising producer. Yahoo let him go after he said, describing GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney and his wife, Ann. “They are happy to have a party with black people drowning.” Chalian challenged his termination, stating that as a liberal political commentator, he was contractually obligated to say things that would get African-Americans “worked up”, and was specifically told by his bosses that the accuracy of his comments are irrelevant.