BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – During President Obama’s recent appearance on the “Tonight Show”, Jay Leno was visibly irritated at the Commander in Chief’s comment regarding the State Department closing 19 embassies and consulates worldwide in wake of a terror threat. Obama stated that after the deaths of Americans getting killed at the embassy in Benghazi, Libya, he is sick and tired of tired of hearing State Department employees “whining about additional security”. He said he has repeatedly suggested that they take courses in hand to hand combat, but they “recklessly rejected that idea and selfishly demanded more”.