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BREAKING NEWS – Manila, Philippines – A very smooth talking con man has been arrested, after persuading several gullible women into buying umbrellas, when he saw them walking waste deep in water while it was raining. The same “salesman” was arrested a year ago for selling to people some “moon tan oil”.