BREAKING NEWS – Beebe, Arkansas – Wildlife experts are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die and fall from the sky over the town of Beebe in Arkansas. The Arkansas Game and Fish Commission said it began receiving reports about the dead birds at about 11.30 p.m. on New Year’s Eve. Because it was exclusively blackbirds, and based on that concluding that racism was involved, Jesse Jackson is now advocating that all the doves in the county should be arrested and questioned.