BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Amidst thousands of angry emails and phone calls, Tupperware yanked its most recent tv ad. Many people were outraged when it was stated in the commercial, that if Tupperware would have existed in London in 1888, Jack the Ripper could have kept the organs that he often removed from his victims, fresher, longer. CEO Rick Goingsa apologized for what he called “an ill advised marketing strategy”. He went on to say that Glad Zip Lock sandwich bags would have been just as efficient in London at that time.