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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her probation, Lindsay Lohan is seen bursting into tears. Her emotional reaction came after she was informed, that most people polled believe that her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley is much prettier than she is.