BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On the “Today Show” Miley Cyrus continues to one-up herself with another eyebrow raising performance while wearing some shorts that many felt were too revealing. Her manager stated that she will continue to shock the public by staying in the news, with plans next month to go to a senior citizen home and sucker punch everyone that’s using a walker, and then visiting an animal shelter to strangle some puppies.