BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More and more people are demanding that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius is immediately fired, because she is responsible for the disastrous ObamaCare website. According to reports, the website is outdated using ten year old technology that has caused endless glitches, and has ran up a tab of $634 million. Sebelius explained that they will be able to easily recoup the financial losses, by still fining people for not signing up. She went on to explain that the general public should have expected something like this to happen in the current administration, and should mail in the check anyway to avoid additional penalties.