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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ObamaCare is now mandating liquor stores to supply medical coverage for town drunks that frequent their stores more than three times per week. The minimum coverage will include monthly liver examinations, detergent that removes vomit from clothes, and all brands of breath mints.