BREAKING NEWS – West Monroe, Louisiana – PETA has now joined forces with Alcoholics Anonymous in an attempt to encourage Walmart not distribute the wine from the hit show on A&E “Duck Dynasty”. Both of them have stated that thousands of ducks that are excited about having a beverage with their name on it, have been drinking it in large quantities. And because many of them are intoxicated, they have video proof of them flying north for the winter instead of south, while trying to communicate with each other with slurred quacking.
