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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama admits during a press conference, that some of the biggest religious supporters for ObamaCare, has been people living in America that have embraced Hinduism. He explained that because they believe that they have been reincarnated, 100% of them have preexisting conditions.