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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama digs in his heals regarding ObamaCare and emphatically states that, “I will not change anything in my signature accomplishment, even if every last citizen in America loses their heath care for years!” He further explained, “That if people of this nation had been listening to Michelle regarding eating healthier and exercising, they would not be so stressed over losing their medical coverage due to the new laws of the Affordable Health Care Act, thus they brought this problem on themselves. And I have no sympathy for this kind of irresponsible reckless behavior!”