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BREAKING NEWS – Helena, Montana – According to Businessweek, the fastest growing company in America that caters to survivalists is called “Archie Bunkers”. They build and customize any dwelling place up to 100 feet below the earth. To descend to the underground home, Archie Bunkers also includes an elevator to “haul in the family”.