BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – A grammar school is getting national attention after six year old Hunter Yelton was suspended from school for kissing a girl on the hand, and he may have to be registered as a sex offender. Robin Gooldy, the superintendent of Cañon City Schools stated that Hunter is not being discriminated against because he’s a boy, because last year when a 7 year old girl did the exact same thing to a boy, and she was also suspended, including an investigation to determine if she was involved in prostitution.