BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ed Schultz, the host of MSNBC’s “The Ed Show” and a champion of labor unions, received almost $200,000 from unions last year, a spokesperson with the network confirms. He explained that even though it may appear to be a conflict of interest, his decision to take the money is simply a matter of survival. With tears in his eyes, Schultz stated that his employment at MSNBC is shaky, and due to the “relentless dominance” of Fox News, he has no idea when he will be abruptly told that his show is cancelled and aggressively escorted out of the building by security.