BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – The South Korean Chosun Ilbo newspaper, citing a government source, reported Monday that Kim Kyong-hui — the aunt of Kim Jong Un, had either committed suicide or died of a heart attack after being out the public eye for some time. North Korea later stated the South Korea was wrong on both accounts, and Kim Jong Un had her executed after she was overheard criticizing Dennis Rodman’s ability to coach a basketball team.