BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson states he is outraged that policeman in Chicago will now be carrying 1928 Thompson fully automatic sub-machine guns — better known as “Tommy Guns”, to have them more efficiently equipped to deal with street gangs. He explained during an interview on a local tv station, “That this is a blatant attempt for the police department to one-up Chicago African-American youths in firepower. This is inappropriate intimidation and unacceptable!” Jackson concluded by angrily stating that, “the machine guns should be available for everyone to level the playing field, because law enforcement should not have any unfair advantages over violent gangs.”