BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – The North Korean Ambassador to the United Nations Sin Son-ho, delivers a strongly worded message from leader Kim Jong Un. The North Korean leader is now threatening to launch airstrikes against every American airport within 30 days. He said he will reverse his decision if the United States promises to ban Dennis Rodman from ever coming to his country again, explaining that there is only room in North Korea for one lunatic.