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BREAKING NEWS – Suwa, Japan – The Seiko Epson Corporation who makes robots, announce that they will be mass producing female robots by 2030. All of the robots can be modified by the owners, such as unscrupulous men can un-tighten some of the bolts if he prefers loose women.