BREAKING NEWS – London, England – According to the London Mirror, actress Elizabeth Hurley had a year long affair with President Bill Clinton in 1998, with several of their “sessions” happening while Hillary was asleep in the next room. The newspaper went on to say that Hillary was regularly “knocked out” when Bill snuck Hurley into the White House, after he would secretly put enough crushed sleeping pills in her food, that doctors would consider to be slightly under the manslaughter dosage.