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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News anchor Brian Williams apologizes to Arsenio Hall for excluding him from a video montage of late-night tv hosts. He explained that the omission was an honest mistake, because the ratings of the Hall’s show have been so bad, that he erroneously concluded that it had already been cancelled.