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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the White House, three young boys get a quick motivational speech from President Obama. The Commander and Chief told them, that if they stay in school and work hard like he did, maybe someday they will also be in a position to appoint incompetent people to important government positions.