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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Arthur Chu continues on a roll as he wins again on Jeopardy, and has now banked a total of $277 200.00. He said that if and when he loses, he plans on going to Hong Kong and compete on their most popular game show called the “Wheel of Fortune Cookies”.