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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A representative for Joe Biden stated that the Vice President “misspoke twice” when he recently said that, “Paper pushers are people that sell stolen legal pads”, and that “This year’s unusually bitter winter not President Obama, is the real cause for the current Cold War”.