BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Televangelist Joel Osteen’s church in Houston announced Monday that $600,000 in Sunday donations were stolen from its safe last weekend. The Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia says there are currently no suspects of the Lakewood Church robbery, but they would like for Osteen to explain why on the following Monday after the crime, he was seen giving a car dealer a $20,000.00 tip after buying a customized 2015 Rolls-Royce Ghost for $580,000.00.