BREAKING NEWS –Washington, D.C. – It’s now official, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius is resigning from the Obama administration. Her reason according her press agent is that she was convinced that the only reason people were so critical of her regarding the ObamaCare roll out, was because she is a woman. NOW is emphatically baking her up stating in part “that Ms. Sebelius was unfairly targeted, and the nationwide sexism was blatant and obvious over a few unnoticeable minor computer glitches”.