BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The country seems to be sharply divided after it was sent an Internet petition signed by nearly 275,000 to the White House, requesting that Canadian-born Justin Bieber gets deported immediately. The petition says about the Canadian pop star, “We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked.” Half of the country agrees with the request, while the other half wants Bieber to remain, and wants President Obama deported.