BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a Gallup Poll, 18% of the people questioned believe that President Obama was not born in America, but probably in Mombasa, Kenya. Afer a team of forensic document examiners thoroughly scrutinized Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s birth certificate and then consulted with a team of scientists, they were unanimous in their belief that she was not born in the United States either, and the origin of the paper strongly suggests it was from Mars.