BREAKING NEWS – Milwaukee, Wisconsin – Harley-Davidson has revealed its first electric motorcycle, called Project LiveWire. It’s the most radical departure in the 111-year history of the brand, best known for building rolling thunder on two wheels. The prototype is powered by a longitudinally-mounted electric motor rated at 74 hp and 52 lb-ft of torque, on par with H-D’s 833 cc internal combustion engine. According insiders from the company, the new concept was created for adolescent men with long thick beards that rarely bathe, that are also environmentally conscious.