BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced during a New York Times, that the Holy Bible is her favorite book to read, by far. She further explained that even though she loves the scriptures, she ignores any passages that condemn homosexuality because it’s not politically correct. And Hillary also said she skips over any references to Solomon’s 300 concubines, because it reminds her that Bill is currently closing in on that record.