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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A controversial conference between hundreds of scholars that teach political science and geometry, is raising a lot of eyebrows in the nation’s capital. After a marathon meeting that confirmed how tall President Obama is, they have unanimously concluded that 6’1” is now the “height of arrogance”.