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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Burt Reynolds, the actor who once showed all, is now ready to tell all. G.P. Putnam’s Sons has announced that Reynolds’ memoir, “But Enough About Me,” is set for release in fall 2015. The 78-year-old Reynolds promises in a statement to “set the record straight” on everything from his love affairs with Sally Field and Loni Anderson to his Cosmopolitan centerfold from 1972. He also discusses in detail his ongoing apologies he has to make to Native Americans, because his countless facelifts has made him so expressionless, that many people mistake him for a wooden Indian.