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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – District Attorney Dan Satterberg who was skeptical of a woman’s allegation of an encounter she had at a bar in a dense forest, is now a believer. He said his office is trying to determine the proper legal avenue to take that will force Big Foot to pay child support.