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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another man was apprehended after he cleared the White House fence Wednesday night, the latest security breach at a time when the Secret Service faces increased scrutiny over its ability to protect the president and his residence. The man, identified by authorities late Wednesday as Dominic Adesanya, 23, of Bel Air, Md., was caught on the North Lawn shortly after he made it over the fence around 7:15 p.m. He was subdued by armed officers and several guard dogs, and was then led through the northwest gate in handcuffs. The Secret Service later stated that this proves that they are doing their job efficiently. But their critics said they are bragging about an “easy catch”, because Adesanya intentions were clear after he was witnessed on several Secret Service security cameras earlier in the day with a tape measure trying to determine the exact height of the fence, and an hour later being observed on camera sprinting toward the White House carrying a pole vault.