BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unnamed source from the Secret Service has stated that it is President Obama’s fault that intruder Omar Gonzalez a.k.a. the fence jumper, reached the White House doors and entered. He said Obama has been very reluctant to allow snipers on the top of the building to use deadly force on potential threats, as all past presidents have authorized. Currently the Secret Service agents on the roof are only allowed to use a megaphone to see if the trespasser is willing to talk and negotiate. If that doesn’t work, they are given the authority to throw at any fence jumper, a limited amount of water balloons.