BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Rory Reid, who happens to be the son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, is currently under investigation after his failed bid to become the governor of Nevada last November. Nevada Secretary of State Ross Miller has sent him a letter in regards to his potential violation of state election laws, which may be criminally prosecuted. Rory’s attorney states that if his client is charged with any crimes regarding election laws, he plans on introducing compelling DNA evidence, that he inherited a gene from his father called (in Latin) “corruptus politicius”, which would easily explain his behavior and decisions.