BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The editor in chief of WikiLeaks Julian Paul Assange, has stated that he and some of his investors plan on buying Facebook in the near future. He added that he will make it much more profitable that Mark Zuckerberg, because he will charge all of the members a monthly fee for the use of the popular social network. He also said, that if anyone refuses to pay or is ever late on a payment, he will publicly release all of their personal information, their inbox messages, and will do the same to everyone on their friends list.