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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kobe Bryant is now so frustrated with 0-4 start of the L.A. Lakers, that he is now demanding to be traded. Team owner Jerry Buss is taking him serious, after Bryant has publicly threatened to disrupt the offense and confuse his teammates by regularly passing them the ball.