BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reverend Al Sharpton continues to refuse to comment on his medical condition after his hospital files were leaked to the public. Initially the civil rights activist credited a low-calorie, sugar free diet and daily workouts for his stunning 176-pound weight loss for slimming down from 305 pounds to 129 pounds. When a picture was taken of him and posted on the internet after he recently went to Halloween party, many people thought he dressed up as a “bobble head”. But his medical records confirmed that he has a rare disease in which his ego gradually eats away at all the regions below his neck.
