BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Michael Brown’s stepfather, Louis Head is finally explaining a comment he made that many accused him of inciting rioting and arson. After the grand jury refused to indict Officer Darren Wilson, Head shouted before a large crowd, “Burn this b—h down!” He said his reference was not to cause any property damage, but was in relation to female dogs that regular violated the city’s strict leash laws. Because of his response, PETA is now demanding that the National Guard be called to protect animal shelters and pet stores.