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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Hundreds of anti-Mubarak protestors are seen jogging early every morning to remain physically fit. They said that even though Mubarak is no longer in power, they still want to stay in shape so they can easily catch foreign reporters and film crews to give them their daily beatings.