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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Christopher Lee serving the 26th District of New York who is also married, abruptly resigns after it was made public that he sent a woman that he’d never met a suggestive photo of himself. He is presently in negotiations with MTV to be a regular on their controversial new show “Skins”.