BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The hack of Sony Pictures Entertainment has escalated into a humiliating public crisis as emails that experts say could damage the Hollywood studio for years to come. In one exchange between Amy Pascal, Sony Pictures’ co-chair, and Scott Rudin, the producer, Rudin alleges that African-American Kevin Hart who stands only 5’4”, lives in the inner city part of Munchkinland. Rudin later issued a public apology stating that “Mr. Hart is a very talented and wealthy comedian, and I have no doubt that he could easily afford to live in any part of Munchkinland that he chooses.”