BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After weathering one of the most embarrassing days in her career, Sony Pictures co-chairman Amy Pascal is ready to begin the “healing process” and reached out Al Sharpton. She said she is ready to submit to the protocol in getting Sharpton’s assistance on these types of issues, which includes kneeling before him as if he’s royalty, acknowledging that he is the king of race relations in America, and signing a contract affirming that she believes that all whites are evil and all blacks are victims.