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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The teenage son of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel was attacked and robbed outside his family’s home on the city’s North Side late Friday, according to police. Police told MyFoxChicago.com that Zach Emanuel, 17, was walking outside the house shortly after 10 p.m. local time when he was grabbed by two men. Authorities say the men went through Zach’s pockets and grabbed his cell phone before taking off. As of Saturday night, they were still at large. The Mayor later got emotional at a press conference stating that he never dreamed that nothing like this could happen, considering Chicago’s unwritten street code that crooks never rob the children of other crooks.