BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a marathon meeting over the weekend, between NASA, astronomers, and theologians, they unfortunately plan to tell the world that they have proof that God is now putting the earth up for sale. The conclusion from the meeting is that the Almighty is “fed up” with this planet, and He feels that the average I.Q. here is falling almost as fast the morals of crooked televangelists. They also said that God informed them that He has not yet decided if He’s going to use a realtor, or putting the earth on Craigslist.