BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Even with mounting pressure, mega church pastor Joel Osteen still refuses to give a biblical basis for his latest offer to his faithful followers. After quoting Revelation 21:21 regarding the streets of gold in heaven, he said that any Christian that sends him $10,000 or more, he’ll give them an eternal parking pass that they can use immediately after they arrive in paradise. Osteen then stated that for $100,000 or more, he could also give them free towing, and if needed, 24 hour roadside service.
