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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A retired track and field coach from Samuel J. Tilden High School in Brooklyn, says he remembers Al Sharpton when he was on the team. He said Sharpton’s current mindset is the same now as it was back then when he ran cross country, because he “hustled every race.”