BREAKING NEWS – West Allis, Wisconsin – An unnamed Wisconsin mother claims that a quiz that was administered to her 16-year-old son and his classmates in their 11th-grade U.S. government and politics class at Nathan Hale High School described Conservative/Republicans as opposed to helping the poor. The lesson went on to teach that only Liberal/Democrats are compassionate people, because they are willing to subsidize the poor for as long it takes for the individual to determine their career options. They also said that republicans have a deplorable track record of trying to force people to seek employment for the sole purpose of getting a paycheck, rather than exclusively seeking jobs that they feel are rewarding, joyous, and fulfilling.