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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Al Sharpton’s childhood friends, he had a very unhealthy obsession with money while growing up. When he was ordained at the age 9, his teachers were so concerned over his fixation, that on his certificate they added the letter “l”, so instead of it reading “He is a man of God”, it read “He is a man of Gold”.